Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Silly Monkey Stories #199 – It’s not easy pooping green

(En español más abajo)
 
Canada13/Jul/2012 – Juan (13)

We were having dinner together. Gaby was wearing an olive green shirt that looked really nice on her. We were all paying her compliments:
 
- You look very pretty, Mom!
- You actually look very beautiful in green, love…
 
As both me and Gaby were drinking water, Juan added, laconically:
 
- I once pooped that colour…
 
It hurts so bad when club soda goes so violently through your nose!
 
 
Argentina13/Jul/2012 – Juan (13)
 
Estábamos cenando juntos. Gaby tenía puesta una remera color verde oliva que le quedaba muy linda. Todos comenzamos a elogiarla:
 
- Estás muy bonita, Mami!
- La verdad es que el verde te queda hermoso, mi amor…
 
Justo cuando Gaby y yo estábamos tomando algo, Juan agregó, lacónicamente:
 
- Yo una vez hice caca de ese color…
 
Cómo duele cuando la soda sale por tu nariz con tanta violencia!
 
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2 comments:

  1. That is too funny! I almost had soda come out of my nose while reading it. :P

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  2. jajajajajajajajaja Buenísimo!!!

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